Go outside! Because…air?
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Mugs fer sale!
No screen time = scream time.
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Keeping it fucking real (when not around the kids).
What’s your go-to faux swear around your kids? Mine’s “ding dong”.
As in (through gritted teeth) “You’re being a real DING DONG right now!”
My favorite game.
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My new tote is totes amazeballs!
(As the kids don’t say.)
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Deciphering kids’ screams is a valuable skill.
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FL Tote bags!
Sorry, fellow grown-ups…
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Cuddly Plushies!
From the “do as I say” files.
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Loads of glasses on sale!
Never meet your heroes.
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Ask your nearest maternity ward if they appreciate drums.
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Holiday glassware is selling out quick.
Order while these are still in stock!
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If it was anyone else I’d have a restraining order by now.
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We’re all about the scientific method- for about 11 months of the year.
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Because: Children
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(20% off sale!)
Today’s comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I’m decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity.
☮️💟
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